Fight the Recession While Saving Ten Thousand Dollars This Weekend

In fact, you can have full access to what some are calling, "THE must listen to website traffic event of 2008".

http://www.tonyrocks.com/recession-relief/

girl And yes, by listening to what I’m about to share with you will save you at least $10,000 and countless hours going through ebooks, courses, seminars, etc.  But the deal is this:  Dearl Miller of Trafficology has spent the last few months quietly putting together the largest call in the history of this industry.

Why’s he doing this?

Well, Dearl wanted to finally rid any and all the confusion about generating traffic to any website on the Internet. I know, even I get confused, so this is a great help!

bucks Learning how to generate traffic to a website is a sure-fire way to recession-proof your Internet business. I’ve done this to make a few extra thousand dollars.

The cool thing is that Dearl has list of personal contacts that has given him countless hours of tips and help. He was able to convince 20 of the world’s foremost website traffic generation experts to disclose EVERYTHING about traffic-generation to you. They are all doing it during one weekend and one weekend only.

Check out who will be spewing out the secrets.  It is amazing, but these are people you’ve certainly heard about.  Many, as you now, have generated millions of visitors to their websites like clockwork):

  • Joel Comm (Cool guy, helped me increase my Adsense CTR)
  • Marc Goldman
  • Keith Baxter
  • Matt Morris
  • Marc Harty
  • Tellman Knudson
  • Russell Brunson (My buddy, and fellow wrestler)
  • Mitch Meyerson
  • John Reese
  • Perry Marshall (THE Master of SEO…HANDS DOWN!)
  • Jack Humphrey
  • Glenn Livingston
  • Eben Pagan
  • Howie Schwartz
  • Jon Keel
  • Eric Graham
  • Russell Wright
  • Ric Thompson
  • Shawn Casey
  • Willie Crawford (Willie is such a nice guy who has personally helped me!)
  • Ryan Deiss
  • Dan Thies
  • Tim Erway

AND: Keynote by the Godfather of Internet Marketing, Mark Joyner…YES…MARK JOYNER!!! woowhoo!  They’ve also hand picked "future stars" that are destined to be the talk of the web traffic world before the end of 2008.

Best of all – it’ll cost you ZERO DOLLARS to dial in and access each and every single one of these back-to-back-to-back-to-back calls.

All you have to do is register:
http://www.tonyrocks.com/recession-relief/

You can bet that I’ll be on there – and I look forward to listening to the calls with you

Recession Proof Your Wallet

I don’t usually do any integrated marketing with my blog posts, but I thought I would share this pretty cool offer that can relieve the stress of the "impending" recession.

Nitro Marketing announced the other day "The All-Stars of Traffic" which is an incredible call that will show you how to immediately triple (or more) your traffic and sales.  This could possibly recession-proof your online business.

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The way I see it, if everyone learned this one skill, then we wouldn’t be worrying about  a recession (or gas prices for that matter).

Take a listen at this call for free and hear some of the most incredible advice from dozens of the world experts of turning nothing into cash almost overnight.

You’ll even hear from Russell Brunson, the guy that was ready to beat the crap out of me! hehe.  Good stuff for sure. 

Sign up soon because the call has limited seating. Otherwise, don’t come complaining to me when the recession starts :).

Getting Rid of Fruit Flies

getting-rid-of-fruitflies I don’t know about you, but I have been seeing a ton of fruit flies flying around lately.  Yes, it happens every year, but just like every year I am completely annoyed by them.

The process of getting rid of fruit files is simple. You could do what I’ve always done, take some hairspray and a candle and just blow torch the flies to oblivion. This is probably not a safe thing to do, so let me offer some other suggestions.

1) Install fruit fly zapping Starwars-type satellite defense systems.

2) Pre-empt a fruit fly infestation by planting land mines around your fruit bowls.

3) Install multi-point laser beam tripping mechanisms so when the fruit flies try to do crazy gymnastics (like in Impossible Mission) they will probably get snagged doing a cartwheel while trying to reach the fruit bowl.

4) Place fingerprint scanners on all fruits so that the fruit flies can’t have access to them.

5) This is my most effective method to getting rid of fruit flies: Place an apple on top of a collapsible pedestal that trips a 300 ton boulder which then rolls down your steps and hallways, eventually running over the fruit fly.  Unless of course, the fruit fly finds a hidden doorway and escapes with the apple.

So there you have it, my bestest and most effective tips for getting rid of fruit flies.  I can’t guarantee that my tips will work, but I can assure you that my methods of getting rid of fruit flies have certainly worked for me.

Getting Unlimited Gold in World of Warcraft

My brother is addicted to World of Warcraft and has been on a quest to find cheat codes to get more gold for his game.  The problem is that the cheats he was finding was indeed getting him more gold, but also banned.

My friend, aka Mr W.O.W. had pointed me to a site that shows you how to get practically unlimited amounts of gold for Word of Warcraft. What is neat is this gamer shared his secret tactics to me that let him make up to 200 gold per hour without any hacks and without getting banned.

I told my brother about it, but he said no way, not possible.  Until I showed him a video clip of this guy actually doing it!

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After watching the clip my bro was totally convinced that this was the real deal.  Tired of running around totally broke while other players get epic flying mounts and expensive gear was no longer going to be an issue.

Check out the cool tricks yourself, risk free from Mr Wow himself.  Maybe I’ll run into you online with all your new found gold in World of Warcraft.  I’ll bet you 200 gold that I have more :)